I’m not dead yet shirt

We were almost killed in the I’m not dead yet shirt! Good thing you weren’t here, but we chased away the one that chewed that furniture. Obviously, some evildoer broke in, started vandalizing the place and when these two brave dogs charged him, he attacked them and knocked them both out. I’ve reviewed this case and Oliver and Sophia have been cleared for any wrongdoing as they were sleeping when these happened. Please contact your insurance company for damages. My pit bulls do this every time it’s time for a pee break and it’s raining you would think they were glued to the floor. My dog does this when she does something wrong like chew on my slippers.

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